Humor

Science & Technology Humor

Selected favorites from the original science and technology humor collection, from Star Trek loyalties to weird science.

Why Kirk is better than Picard

1. Kirk is a leader, not a follower.

2. Kirk never really got into that kinky jumpsuit look.

3. One word: hair.

4. Diplomacy for Kirk is a phaser and a smirk.

5. Kirk says, "Prime Directive? What Prime Directive?"

6. Kirk is not politically correct.

Weird science

Manhole 2.0: new technology, flipped upside down.

If you ever burned down the gymnasium with your science fair project, you may already belong here.

The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

High school excerpts

This corner of the archive has long celebrated mangled logic, accidental brilliance, and student science gone sideways.

The full archive page keeps going from there into Star Trek loyalties, weird inventions, and vintage tech absurdities.